史上最烂发明:宠物爱抚器、扇子筷叉、美甲鞋(组图)

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Creative types often dream of coming up with the next must-have gadget that will earn them a fortune.
爱缔造的人老是空想着发现出可以或许让本身大赚一笔的必备神器。

But innovation isn't always something to be celebrated, if these ridiculous inventions are anything to go by.
可是发现其实不老是值得庆贺，若是如下这些使人啼笑皆非的发现也算发现的话。

People have been sharing examples of the most preposterous devices on減肥貼,line, from a machine that pets your dog so you can save yourself the trouble to shoes with ready-painted toenails for when you're feeling lazy.
人们在网上分享了最荒诞的发现，从爱抚狗狗的呆板到让你偷懒的“涂好指甲油”的鞋子。

Others have tried to revolutionise trusty kitchen gadgets such as the pizza cutter with very dubious results, while someone invented a fan that attaches to your chopsticks or cutlery to cool down food that's too hot.
其别人还试图完全扭转靠得住的厨房器具，好比结果可疑的披萨切割刀，和固定在筷子或刀叉上的扇子，用来吹凉太烫的食品。

Fashion isn't safe either with the invention of a tape measure belt that shows how trim or otherwise your waistline is and 'underpants' for your hands.
连时尚也不克不及幸免。有人发现出了显示腰围的腰带，另有人给双手发现了“内裤”。

Who wants a pet that you can't pet? Apparently thought there's a market for a device aimed at people who can't be bothered to stroke their dogs
若是你不克不及爱抚本身的宠物，那养宠物做甚么？明显，发现者认为有如许一群人连本身的狗狗都懒得抚摩。

In a hurry to eat dinner? A fan you can attach to your chopsticks will make sure you don't risk burning your tongue
急着吃晚饭？把扇子固定在筷子上，如许你就不会烫到你的舌头了。

Too lazy to paint your toenails? No matter how badly you need a pedicure, it's doubtful that these shoes are going to make a much better impression
懒得涂脚指甲？无论你何等必要修指甲，如许的鞋可否给你的形象加分还真是使人猜疑。

There'll be no more embarrassing moments in Japanese restaurants with this cutlery-chopstick hybrid
有了这类刀叉和筷子的合成物，在日本餐厅你不再会为难了。

If it ain't broke! Most have a pizza cutter in their drawer for a very good reason and those that don't can just use a knife
若是厂家不停业的话，大都人都颇有来由在本身的抽屉里备上一把披萨切割刀，若是没有的话，你可以直接用一把平凡的刀来切披萨。

Gained at Weight Watchers this week? Why not advertise your disappointment to the world with a belt that keeps track of your waistline
本周在慧俪轻体机构发明本身变重了？为甚么不消这类记实你腰围的腰带把你的绝望广而告之？

Phones can now play music, take photos, run countless apps and apparently give you a shave in the mornings
手机如今可以播放音乐、摄影、运行数不清的利用，明显还可以在早上为你刮胡子。

If you're not limber enough to undo your own bra, perhaps there are bigger concerns to attend to than rushing out to buy this clapping activated device
若是你四肢举动不敷机动不克不及解开文胸，或许除跑去买这个解文胸激活装配外，你另有其他更首要的事必要担忧。

Do not disturb: This 'screen privacy' hoodie supposedly blocks unwanted attention but is likely to have the opposite effect
不要打搅：这类“隐私屏障”帽衫听说可以挡掉不想要的存眷，但也可能发生反结果。

Snack happy! Ensure you never go hungry with a pouch that allows you to take a slice of pizza everywhere you go
欢畅的小吃时候！这个袋子让你走到哪里也不怕受饿，由于你可以从袋子里掏出一片披萨来吃。

Didn't they get the memo? When you spend all your time inventing underpants for the hands only to discover that gloves exist, the disappointment much be huge
他们没有备忘录吗？当你花了那末多时候给手发现内裤后，你会发明有手套这类工具，你当时候必定超等绝望。

Waste not a moment! If you like every second of your life to be non-stop entertainment, then toilet golf is the device for you
一秒钟也不挥霍！若是你但愿生射中的每秒钟都是不绝地在文娱，那末茅厕高尔夫很合适你。

Paranoid much? This device allows you to go through life without touching anything!
太偏执了吧？这个小东西让你不管走到哪里，都不会碰着任何工具！

Not such a jean-ius idea: Surprisingly these denim flip flop wedges have not been seen on the haute couture catwalk
在牛仔时装界这个主张不是太高超：使人诧异的是这类牛仔拖鞋没有呈现在高档时装的T台上。

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